Merch · In development

Merch. Soon. Probably.

Garry is still looking for a supplier. And himself. In the meantime — here is what is coming.

Garry on a bar stool
01
In development

Cork Necklace

Made from corks of every bar I have been kicked out of.

02
In development

Cork Earrings

Small. Sharp. Honest.

03
In development

Lotus Bottle Opener

For opening bottles and third eyes.

04
In development

Cap "Garry"

Embroidered. Small bottle on the brim. Worn backwards by people who never met me.

05
In development

T-shirt — Enlightenment

"Enlightenment is at the bottom of the glass." I checked. It is not. But the shirt is nice.

06
In development

Glass Tumbler — Garry's Ashram

Set of two. Heavy bottom. For people who take their drinking seriously and themselves less so.

07
In development

Bar Mat — Garry's Poses

All ten of them. Because you drink at a bar, not in a yoga studio.

08
In development

Poster — 100 000 Lives

Every pose, every quote, one sheet of paper. Frame not included. Frame probably not needed.

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